SharkVisions 2.0

EULA - End User License Agreement

Before using the software make sure you/youse read and accept the terms and conditions of this agreement.

IF YOU/YOUSE DISAGREE WITH THE LICENSE AGREEMENT DO NOT USE THE PROGRAM.

Whereas we/us guys thunk, jotted, wrote or borrowed from the public domain, or otherwise created/generated/birthed/hallucinated SharkVisions as our/ours second Underwater screensaver as a means of paying for beach frolicking, hooch guzzling and all the other fine things in life, and whereas you/youse guys are using SharkVisions for whatever reason you alone or with others shall determine as being sufficient, and whereas since we live in a capitalistic state and since you know it's a crime to duplicate this stuff, but/and even if you didn't know it you do now, and whereas even though there may be more than one of you/youse, and whereas even though you have yet to pay good hard earned clams for SharkVisions, each man/woman/thingy/person should know that if you like the product you can use your cards of plastic, and/or gold bars to purchase a full version of SharkVisions for almost orgasmic enjoyment (for we/wheez anyway). It shall also be known that since the amount that you/youse have as yet contributed to our vacation fund is bupkiss, the amount of support for this demo version shall remain non-existent from we/us guys (talk to they/them guys that talked you/youse into trying SharkVisions).

Now therefore we request that you/youse don't abuse the fact that we/us have not used much in the way of copy protection for this software demo nor have we/us required you/youse to have a special super secret decoder ring to use it for all eternity. In other words, you/youse may pass the SharkVisions Demo out as you/youse please as long as it remains as we/wheeze wrote it, without modification.

A most notible restriction is that you/youse must not use this on any computer system other than a standard PC/clone, and is most certainly not to be used in any life-support systems.

And also whereas the PC/clone is a complex whizbang computer, and Murphy was an Optimist, let it also be stated by we/us and understood by you/youse that, although we have stayed awake late at night, gone to sleep and woke up with tattoos of keyboards on our foreheads and in some cases because of that very lack of said sleep, this software may on occasion do things that neither you/youse nor we/us may have anticipated and in the majority of those cases it shall cause you/youse great amounts of frustration and keyboard pounding.

But nevertheless let it be agreed that in using this software our liability shall be limited to the great embarrassment we/us shall suffer no matter what your lawyer shall lead you/youse to believe
to the contrary (and including reasonable attorney's fees), or at the very worst we/us shall have to invite you/youse to our next annual summer bash and Gidgety like beach party.
And finally, whereas in spite of all our claims that SharkVisions is the single most beautiful vision of sharks in the open ocean on the market today and all those other silly advertising claims our marketing boneheads came up with, it is up to you/youse to decide if this is something worth gazing at with drool hanging from your lip, or whether you need to test out the included uninstaller for bugs and hopeful functionality. No warranty is included, either expressed or implied.

It is our/ours fondest wish that you/youse enjoy our product and visit our/ours web site, that we/wheez will now shamelessly plug, www.Atlantis3D.com, and spend you/youse hard earned clams on a full copy of our/ours product, SharkVisions. We/wheeze promise that you/youse will get extra goodies, occasional updates and even additional creatures/thingys to inhabit you/youse new real artificial reef.

The software and accompanying documentation are copyright of Atlantis3D.inc

The creators of SharkVisions.
Atlantis3D, Inc.